This morning I did not spend two hours on my computer instead of tidying a bomb-site of a house. I did not proceed to walk down to the tea shop and have cream scones and tea with my husband and mother-in-law. After that, I did not have lunch and then go shopping for food. Oh no, my life definitely does not revolve around eating. And I did not then lie down and have a nap, with the house still looking like a bomb-site. Oh no, not me. And I definitely did not put off exercise, housework, to-do list or anything else constructive, because I am not a procrastinator. No, not me.